A chintzy infernal bore
Walks into a restaurant: Eat All You Can, Your Children will Pay.
Ibrahim, the doorman lets him in.
Okoro, importer-exporter, sole-distributor of Chinese inverters, supplies the restaurant with power.
Dele, the waiter, doubles as manager
His brother, Majiyagbe, assists in the kitchen
Where Mama Ifakemi’s firewood-smoke-filled-eyes peer into a boiling cauldron.
He binges on a sixty-five-course meal.
When his paunch has had its fill,
The bill of his father, is brought to him.
Now he is in a funk.